Hey, I haven't typed anything out on this blog in a while, so lets discuss marriage (ya, very smooth ainti?).
I know absolutely nothing about marriage save for the few results I've seen of other people's relationships, so I would probably be the worst marriage-guru ever, but I have something to say about it that I've never heard anyone say before (this could be because I've never read anything about marriage or talked to anyone about marriage, but I don't care). What I'm going to say is brief and could be worthless to you, but hear me out anyways. The only advice I would give to those who want to get married is to ask a single simple question before you do it:
If this person (that I want to marry) suddenly becomes really old while I remain my age right now, would I still feel the same way about him or her?
If the answer is yes, then obviously go get married, but if there's any sense of doubt in your heart, don't. If you really think you could spend the rest of your life with a person, then it shouldn't matter how old, weak, or ugly that person is or could become (put extra emphasis on "could become," for people seem to avoid thinking about that when they're "in the moment"). Your love for him or her should be deeper than appearance (this is the most cliche phrase I've ever said, but if you haven't considered this because of that, then you don't deserve anything, hahahahahaha)
So yeah, ask that question before you get married and maybe your marriage will last longer or some crazy claptrap like that. Good luck, and, to whoever actually reads this, hahahahaha I got you to think about marriage without you even knowing it. If you disagree with this, you only prove my point. Listen to the sound of mystery and relax. Heheheh. Goodbye.
